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Hey hon, that was a pretty hard fall… you okay?

Hey hon, that was a pretty hard fall… you okay?

Hey hon, that was a pretty hard fall… you okay?

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Whew, what a morning. 😮‍💨 Nothing hits like a hot shower, bu..

Whew, what a morning. 😮‍💨 Nothing hits like a hot shower, bu..

Whew, what a morning. 😮‍💨 Nothing hits like a hot shower, but now I’m ready to melt into a nap. Just missing a warm body to cuddle up with… any takers? 😏😴

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And now a brief intermission for some beach boob

And now a brief intermission for some beach boob

And now a brief intermission for some beach boob

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I hypothesize that yall are going to lose your shit over thi..

I hypothesize that yall are going to lose your shit over thi..

I hypothesize that yall are going to lose your shit over this one.

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Do you think vampires actually bite to survive? Or is it jus..

Do you think vampires actually bite to survive? Or is it jus..

Do you think vampires actually bite to survive? Or is it just their way of shooting their shot? 👀💕🫦

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I’m already sunburned wrf

I’m already sunburned wrf

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Oops. Accidentally made eye contact for too long. Guess we’r..

Oops. Accidentally made eye contact for too long. Guess we’r..

Oops. Accidentally made eye contact for too long. Guess we’re in love now 🤷‍♂️

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Hey good morning 🥰 how’d you sleep?

Hey good morning 🥰 how’d you sleep?

Hey good morning 🥰 how’d you sleep?

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Hiiiieeee, good morning! If you see this before 6 pm, then I..

Hiiiieeee, good morning! If you see this before 6 pm, then I..

Hiiiieeee, good morning! If you see this before 6 pm, then I'm either on an airplane or waiting in an airport for my connecting flight.
(I'm headed to the Caribbean for a much-needed spring break, and I am STOKED.) While I'll try to answer as many DMs as possible in between surf sessions, I'm going to be pretty AFK for most of the time. <3 That being said, you'll still see my mug on your feed daily, and I'm sooooo excited to take some pics for you while I'm there ;)
okay anyway, salutations from the airport, love you byeeeee

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I’m cute, you’re horny- let’s make a trade: You give me 25 o..

I’m cute, you’re horny- let’s make a trade:
You give me 25 of your doll hairs and I’ll give you 11 photos of me in this crazy bra and a video of me playing with my panties. 😎

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Be honest- what’s the first thing you looked at in this phot..

Be honest- what’s the first thing you looked at in this phot..

Be honest- what’s the first thing you looked at in this photo?

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More rainy day pics from yesterday (you’re welcome)

More rainy day pics from yesterday (you’re welcome)

More rainy day pics from yesterday (you’re welcome)

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I would sell my SOUL to be a hot villain in a movie where I ..

I would sell my SOUL to be a hot villain in a movie where I ..

I would sell my SOUL to be a hot villain in a movie where I seduce the hero and win 😈🫣

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Which one is your favourite? I love a rainy/overcast day 🥹

Which one is your favourite? I love a rainy/overcast day 🥹

Which one is your favourite? I love a rainy/overcast day 🥹

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3 things. 1) good morning2) ur cute 3) I stg if I don’t see ..

3 things. 1) good morning2) ur cute 3) I stg if I don’t see ..

3 things.
1) good morning
2) ur cute
3) I stg if I don’t see a good morning from each and every one of you in my comments section I am going to cry very very loudly 😤😤😤😤😤

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If life is a simulation I would like to SpEaK tO ThE DeVeLoP..

If life is a simulation I would like to SpEaK tO ThE DeVeLoP..

If life is a simulation I would like to SpEaK tO ThE DeVeLoPeR 🐤
(Also look I’m vv cute)

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Had to get the perfect twirl but then it just kinda got out ..

Had to get the perfect twirl but then it just kinda got out of hand to be honest 🤷‍♂️

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If I had a nickel for every time someone wanted to smack my ..

If I had a nickel for every time someone wanted to smack my ..

If I had a nickel for every time someone wanted to smack my ass, I’d have at least… well, I’d probably have a suspicious amount. One like = one nickel 😎

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CEO of losing shit as soon as I set it down, reporting for d..

CEO of losing shit as soon as I set it down, reporting for d..

CEO of losing shit as soon as I set it down, reporting for duty. 🫡
(Second photo is actual footage of me looking for my wallet- which is usually attached to my phone- but wouldn’t fit in my tripod 🫠)

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To be honest if being hot was a crime, I’d be serving 20-lif..

To be honest if being hot was a crime, I’d be serving 20-lif..

To be honest if being hot was a crime, I’d be serving 20-life… but like for tax evasion or something. 💸

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I think my current love language fixation is being irresisti..

I think my current love language fixation is being irresisti..

I think my current love language fixation is being irresistible and mildly unhinged.

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Do u think ghosts moan because they accidentally bang their ..

Do u think ghosts moan because they accidentally bang their ..

Do u think ghosts moan because they accidentally bang their ghost toes (or each other) on ghost furniture?

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World Champ of burning toaster strudels due to taking too ma..

World Champ of burning toaster strudels due to taking too ma..

World Champ of burning toaster strudels due to taking too many ass pics.

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✨the brave will be rewarded✨(From my bedroom edition)

✨the brave will be rewarded✨
(From my bedroom edition)

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My toxic trait is wearing your sweater once and then never g..

My toxic trait is wearing your sweater once and then never g..

My toxic trait is wearing your sweater once and then never giving it back…

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What if I just left a little smooch ✨right✨ on the tip

What if I just left a little smooch ✨right✨ on the tip

What if I just left a little smooch ✨right✨ on the tip

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Your CEO of homework procrastination has returned with some ..

Your CEO of homework procrastination has returned with some ..

Your CEO of homework procrastination has returned with some fascinatingly placed shadows 👀

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lol okay but this might be the best (or at least funniest) t..

lol okay but this might be the best (or at least funniest) thing you see on your feed all day 😂 backstory is: (if you’re interested) I’ve been trying to make an effort to stop neglecting my social media pages (hasn’t been going great to be honest) but basically every algorithm wants you to create reels/videos/short form content for some reason- so that’s what I’ve been doing (kind of) ANYWAY- when I’m doing these outfit videos there tends to be a lot of footage that just doesn’t end up on regular social media because I’m wearing ✨too little✨ and I’m super afraid that the post will get taken down, or worse, my whole account… so anyway I did a little reel a couple weeks ago- and while editing I basically just compiled those “unusable” clips into a little 2 min video to put on my favourite feed. Think Less spicy more silly- just in a very small amount of clothing lol. Anyway, enjoy responsibly- and PLEASE leave a comment if you want more content like this on your feed in the future 🥹 I had such a fun time making it and I have tons of other ideas- but I’m just mostly trying to gauge interest here haha. Anyway okay bye I’ll bug you again later or smth😂

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POV: I’m asking if you’re ready for me to commit unspeakable..

POV: I’m asking if you’re ready for me to commit unspeakable..

POV: I’m asking if you’re ready for me to commit unspeakable acts on you…

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Hey yall! I’m well aware this is not everyone’s cup of tea, ..

Hey yall! I’m well aware this is not everyone’s cup of tea, ..

Hey yall! I’m well aware this is not everyone’s cup of tea, so if feet aren’t your thing, then keep on scrolling (you’ll get yours in a couple hours ;)
HOWEVER if feet just happen to make your day, then leave a like on this post, and I’ll drop something in your DMs later that I think you’ll particularly enjoy 😉

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