Can I get a 'heck yeah!' for getting a negative Covid test? 😁 I've been bedridden and out of commission the last couple of days, and I was totally convinced I had Covid. Whatever it was... I don't wish it upon anyone. Special announcement is coming this evening! 👀
2022-02-23 07:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you, thank you so much for all the kindness from my Valentine's Day set! 🙏 I truly have been spoiled this year 🥰 Your turn to be spoiled, that I can promise... (stay tuned for this weekend's special announcement!)
2022-02-17 10:54:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope you're ready for my VDay photo set, I've been dying to release this for so long ♥️
2022-02-13 12:50:55 +0000 UTC View Post
The golden outtakes ya other half takes right before shooting a new set. This one is coming out next, just in time for Valentines Day 😉😘
2022-02-08 09:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
When life gives you apples, you be a dickhead then go look for a pony 😉🍏🐴
2022-02-04 08:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Shooting blitz on vacation! I’m so sorry for my lack of posts, I barely have any reception at all, and no WiFi where I am! It’s making it super tricky up upload high quality photos haha! So here’s a little sneak peek 😘
2022-01-21 07:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
I'M MOVING HOUSE! (again....!) All that finger crossing and wishful thinking paid off! I got the call early this morning with the news! Boy oh boy... 4 bedroom house (plus office), huuuuge ensuite with spa bath, two walk in robes... I feel like I'm dreaming! Gage and I are moving in next week, and there's a crazy amount of stuff we have to get done before then. A whole new era is coming! Pictured; my favourite set that Gage has shot so far... The dude is a genius.
2021-11-29 13:46:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess who's finally all better and shooting again...? ittttt meeeeeeeeee! 🥳 I will never take my health for granted EVER again.
2021-10-18 07:47:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Celebrating my covid test coming back as negative late last night, and finally, FINALLY feeling better after the most agonising week ever. Definitely no covid, but it sure as hell felt like the regular flu... I’ll be back to work tomorrow (for here, back to the florist on Monday) and back at it again all round. I was able to go grocery shopping today, and pick up some celebratory cake on the way home, and I’ve got the appetite back to eat it allllll 🤤🍰 Thank you so much for sitting tight with me while I was recovering. My bed and I spent way too much time together this week… Please stay safe and take care of yourselves, I’ll be back in my DM’s tomorrow evening! 😘
2021-10-15 10:16:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Just gotta show you how cute my floral nails are! And my new green lingerie, oh my god SO comfortable and if I had to pick one of my favourite colours, this would be it. (Hello yes, I really want a green velvet couch this colour someday 😂 )
2021-09-30 08:27:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Got my first Pfizer shot a couple of hours ago, feeling okay so far but a bit foggy headed. Time to order Mexican foodz and rest on the couch! 🌮🌯😴 Got through a little more than half my messages on here, and the rest hopefully tomorrow! Fingers crossed I wake up feelin’ gooood, if not, one more day off for moi ☺️
2021-09-22 09:43:22 +0000 UTC View Post
When it's technically Spring, but it kinda still feels like Winter some days... brb, gonna go take some better photos before the daylight leaves 🍂🌞
2021-09-16 06:09:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Not pictured: falling over spectacularly and twisting both ankles in ways they shouldn't go.... 😅
2021-09-13 09:47:37 +0000 UTC View Post
a little more of these... I hope that's okay. I promise a full photo set will be coming (think; better location...)
2021-09-10 08:11:55 +0000 UTC View Post
oi, eyes on the shoes, alright?
2021-09-08 08:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Guess who's working as a florist again?!🌷 Last week I had an interview and two trial shifts, and as of tomorrow I'm starting part time! 🎉 I'm suuuuper excited, I took a few days this week to really focus on securing that job, and getting my life in order. Wish me luck in nailing a new routine and getting back into the swing of the day job life again! It's also about time I showed off my gorgeous shoes that were the most beautiful gift, I couldn't wait to get out of lockdown and show them off in a glamorous holiday house, so here they are, debuting on my own couch haha. Expect to see a lot more of them in the future 😉
2021-09-06 09:47:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Slept for 13 hours, but took some new photos today 🤗 Here’s a little peek at the phone selfie version 🥰 I’m so in love with all floral lingerie, 100% my favourite.
2021-08-09 10:27:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Oooft what an unexpected couple of days! While I was at work on Thursday I started experiencing some hectic back pain, we ended up calling an ambulance to my work to find out if I was having a delayed reaction to my iron infusion... Which after a full check of my vitals they were sure it was unrelated and nothing to be too alarmed about. Then on Friday morning I woke up to the pain a few levels worse, with the added bonus of not being able to breathe without being in intense pain... So I went for round two with an ambulance, this time actually going to the hospital... I got there around 2pm, and I wasn't seen by a doctor till 8.30pm... It was wild. They kept giving me pain relief in the ER, to the point I actually passed out for a couple of hours! But a few hours later, they ruled out kidney failure, kidney or gall stones, and just sent me home with some pain killers and to return if anything else changed. So I've spent the last couple of days sleeping! I managed to spend a few hours on Pokemon Go with Go Fest on this past weekend, and even though I was pretty out of it, I ended up getting some sweet shinies. I'm still a little woozy at the moment, but finally starting to perk up... Pain level is down to manageable, and I've been able to eat again, so it's lookin' goooood!
2021-07-19 10:04:56 +0000 UTC View Post
When you only have time to take some phone snaps on the softest, most comfy green velvet chair... I really really wanted to shoot this 3 piece red set in this spot for real with my pro camera, but that room had about 10 minutes of pretty lighting before it would be all gone... (So I ended up shooting the real set on the kitchen table)
2021-07-17 09:19:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Well here’s an unexpected underboob photo I never thought I’d be taking… Three hours into my florist shift today, the girls had to call an ambulance for me. Stupid nausea, blinding back pain out of nowhere, chest pain and I kept going all clammy and light headed. It was my first time in an ambulance and believe me I wasn’t stoked about it. They were awesome though, they checked all the things to do with my heart and lungs, and ruled out this being anything majorly serious, just a combination of side effects from my iron infusion the other day and somehow… somehow I’ve done serious muscle damage to my back, which makes no sense because yesterday I lived on the couch and didn’t do any heavy lifting or anything! They left 12 of those sticky patches on me, and lemme tell you, the areas itch now! (I’m allergic to most band aids haha!) I’m home in bed now, the 2 hour drive was agony, but I’m glad I did it, because as of midnight tonight, my entire state is back in lockdown again… And I also came home to a letter saying my rent is being increased. Today was a bad day. Better luck tomorrow!
2021-07-15 08:51:59 +0000 UTC View PostWell the OnlyFans inbox is giving me the ass tonight, so here’s mine 💃🏼
2021-07-11 12:24:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks for hanging out while I had the most colourful week of my life! To celebrate my return, I wanted to share with you some of my favourite photos I've possibly ever self shot?
2021-07-05 08:25:57 +0000 UTC View Post
So.... Are we a fan of the new shoes...?
2021-06-30 07:30:30 +0000 UTC View Post
To all the super beautiful humans reading this; I’ve gotten caught up in a couple of extra shifts at the florist, as well as battling through staying awake and not fainting throughout the day. The test results are in; very low bloodpressure and critically low iron levels… so bad in fact that I need to go get an iron infusion at the hospital, but so far 3 hospitals have dicked me around 🙃 I’ll be back at home tomorrow night and back to work on putting together all my new stuff to post on here! I seriously can’t wait to show you! Here’s some rushed previews of my wigggggy look 😉 I’ll be replying to all messages as soon as I can! With love, Your exhausted and nearly anaemic Lizard girl xoxo
2021-06-25 16:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Just in case you were wondering what the other set being released tonight is; it's this guy! I'll post a few more from it tomorrow! More importantly... What I'm up to tomorrow is worth getting in on! From 11am - 4pm AEST, I'll be shooting a bunch of new sets in a cute as heck house in the country! I'm bringing back my favourite and infamous tip game! It's simple... Tip $5 and send me the word "BTS" and as soon as I see it, I'll stop, drop whatever I'm doing and send you 3x topless photos wherever I am, whatever I'm doing in real time.... I'm going to be up against the elements, with overcast weather on the forecast where the house is, and we all know how I like my natural light photo sets... Wish me luck please... You're 100% going to catch me shooting something, so I highly recommend playing along if you want in on the action! If you're really lucky, you might even catch me shooting some videos or boomerangs and might even get a preview! Just in case you miss this post, or you're in another timezone, if you tip and send "BTS," I'll still send you something from the day, (it just won't be real time haha 💕) SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW! x
2021-06-21 12:42:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Other than Scritchy showing you his underfluffies... Look closely. Very closely... Do you see it? It took me a minute to realise... and I was there in person....... (and I bet you guys have seen some of my photos of other girls in this space too...) But did any of you actually notice?
2021-06-16 08:42:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Me: "Scuse me Scritchy, mummy's trying to be cute rn" Scritch: "I'm not going anyyyywhere" This set is the last to drop from this cute house, I shot the first half, then @shamexlessx rocked up, so she shot the rest for me haha! You'll have to pardon my little dude, he literally kept wandering up and even jumped onto the table, so we rolled with it! (in the third photo Scritch is screaming "SHOW ME BIG WING!" while I was taking my top off 😂 What a legend...
2021-06-14 08:10:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Two more old photos I dug up from when I went to a lingerie night! Of course I didn’t buy anything that night, and I never imagine I’d ever have a collection as big as I do now… New things have been arriving all week, with more expected this week! Holy heck I can’t wait to show you!!!!
2021-06-11 08:48:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Me being mad I didn’t take nudes back in all the cool houses I used to live in… can you imagine… 2017; I recently charged my old phone to see what was on there. Best houseeee, oh gosh I’m so sad they demolished it!
2021-06-10 09:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you so much to everyone who joined in for my first live stream! I've looked everywhere for a way to post the stream but it's not appearing in my vault on here! It didn't come up with an option after I ended to post it or save it, so I have no idea what the go is there. Uh oh... Might be lost... (I'll keep trying to figure it out!) Scritchy did a little sing, he's tired as heck now (look at him go being cranky at me ahahahah!) I had a lot of fun answering some questions and just seeing how the streaming feature on here works. Thank you for getting through it with me, I was pretty nervous haha! I barely remember half the stuff I said now 😅 I think it'll be double the fun to stream with a friend for next time, so I'll work hard to set that up! I'm going to write up a post touching on something I covered in my stream, it's a personal goal of mine I want to work towards in the next 12 months, and putting it up on here and pinning it will make it all that more real and in my face to keep striving towards it. I've been keeping it on the lowdown, but it feels like the right time to start talking about it and trying to fix it - because it can be fixed! I have a few days off now before I go back to work and head into the craziness of Mothers Day week, I'll be upfront and honest now that it's highly likely I won't be online at all from the 8th-12th May. I'll be doing lots of 12 hour or more shifts on those days, and it usually takes a few days to recover. It's the busiest time for florists - busier than Valentines Day! As I like to say; everyone has a mother, but not everyone has a lover. I'll line up a heap of content during that time so stuff will still be coming out! But I'll be physically away for 5 or so days. I'll be online lots for the next few days though! Thanks a million again right now for joining my stream though, that was really cool. I wish I had been cooler ahahahaha!
2021-04-30 12:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post