Last day of having 27-year-old boobies. Starting tomorrow, I will have 28-year-old boobies. I like how much fuller they’ve gotten. They hang a bit lower than when I first got them, 10+ years ago. I would always stuff them in sports bras to conceal their shape, or wear baggy shirts as not to draw any attention to their utter (udder) perfection. But the other day, I bought my first underwire bra, to lift my boobies up, as if to say: I’m giving in! I’m not fighting you anymore, big perfect tits! It ended up being a total disaster. T-shirts didn’t quite fit the same, and the tits would get in the way during working hours (totally unprofessional, not my style).
Now I just go shirtless and soapy. I’m looking forward to seeing how they hang the next 10+ years. ❤️❤️ Happy bday to me!
⭐️Get off the pill and balance my hormones naturally. I’ve been on some type of birth control since I was 16….I’m nearing 28, and still on these horrible synthetic hormones! I’m worried about potential weight gain and breakouts, but curious to see who I really am without PMS (yes, the bitchy kind).
⭐️Work a long-term gig, I’m talking weeks to months on set! I love working, that’s why I was able to randomly be a pornstar for 3 years, and I feel that experience is my superpower. I can work long days, early days, hard days, boring days, and that’s because at the end of the day, I won’t be getting fucked! Anally! (I’ve been trying that joke out on set and everyone always looks worried for me, but I know y’all get it.)
⭐️Live a little slower. I think my body is coming out of survival mode, I can finally be inside of it and not have to share (if I don’t want to!). Since I’m not on set regularly, I can relax my fitness routine. I can eat three square meals, not having to limit my food intake to appear less bloated on camera. I can ditch the expensive hair extensions ($3500 every 4-5 months, I’m not even kidding) and just embrace who I really am! Which is frizzier than I’d like, but so be it.
Okay thanks for letting me journal. This is my first time writing down these resolutions, make me stick to it!!!!! Happy new year everyone. I hope it’s full to the brim with love and happiness, as you deserve. ❤️❤️❤️
Had to step away so I could quit porn, cut my bangs, move to a new house, gain 10 lbs, have it all go to my ass, unpack the new house, and realize there’s still some real ones here who might be wondering just how fat it is ❤️
Seriously I’m getting a new duvet cover asap, it looked better in the IKEA showroom.
I was on hold with Wells Fargo for an hour during these photos…..I’m starting to think they are the spirit airlines of financial institutions, would you agree??
From my bachelorette trip—aka that one time Vixen flew me out to Dominican Republic a week before my wedding 😂 yes I did get DP’ed on the beach to celebrate.
