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One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’v..

One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’ve been thinking about what people might say not to me but amongst themselves about my penis. I know many have talked about me behind my back. What did they say? What if they were somehow sent this video? “This is Leo from work!”

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Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. I..

Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. It really displays how rock hard my penis gets. I used to push it down until it slapped me really hard on my belly. I used to call that “making music”. Something I’ve always done. Spring-loaded.

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My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s als..

My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s also strong as fuck. It’s spring loaded. It’s like a tree trunk. It’s like a baseball bat. Look at that fat fucker. Careful around it! You might end up with a black eye or a busted lip.

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Have you ever seen a harder penis?

Have you ever seen a harder penis?

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My soft cock is honestly so enormous.

My soft cock is honestly so enormous.

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It’s like a baseball bat

It’s like a baseball bat

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From heavy semi to towering hyperphallus

From heavy semi to towering hyperphallus

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How would you feel seeing me like this around your house?

How would you feel seeing me like this around your house?

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One last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?

One last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?

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I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. ..

I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. I’m actually holding back a bit because I don’t want to post 10 variations of the same video. But here is more nonetheless. I mean you’re literally paying me to see it so here: my very large, very thick, very hard macropenis.

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I remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately ..

I remember when I first heard of, and of course immediately tried, the “TP roll test”. The girls said something like “you can only call yourself big if you can’t fit in a TP roll”.

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I want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.

I want to shove all of it down your throat. ALL of it.

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I get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so..

I get so fucking hard. It’s a positive feedback loop. I’m so big, it makes me so hard, I get so big, I get so hard…

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I have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?

I have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?

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For scale. Isn’t the head massive?

For scale. Isn’t the head massive?

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Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading yo..

Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading your comments and messages just gives me life. It’s everything to me to see my penis size through your eyes. It helps me realize how big my genitalia are. Oversized. Obscene. Fuck.

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I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. ..

I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. Look at it. God I love my penis. It’s SO big.

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Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain..

Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain.

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Look at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. ..

Look at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. Massive in the literal sense of the word. Emasculating. Intimidating. Obscene. Abnormal. Oversized. Megalophallic. Priapic. Shocking. Unnaturally large. Scary. Monster. Horse cock.

Fuck me my cock is so fucking big. It feels like a drug. I just watch these videos over and over again just like you do.

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I HAVE A HUGE FAT PENIS !!!

I HAVE A HUGE FAT PENIS !!!

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My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t ..

My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t ..

My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t tell you when the picture on the left was taken but I’d assume sometime in 2016-17-18?

Compare and contrast :)

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“You get so hard, especially considering your size!” “It’s s..

“You get so hard, especially considering your size!”

“It’s spring loaded”

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When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I..

When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I am shocked. My mind always goes back to “what if someone I know finds out about this” and then my cock just gets bigger and heavier and harder and thicker. Maybe it’s the thrill of shocking, maybe it’s the thought that they may feel negatively about it. Or positively. But the thought of showing off or someone finding out about the exact size and look and proportions and color and “type” of penis I have is just ughhhhh

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When I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down ..

When I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down that rabbit hole, I am honestly shocked. Like that is a really big, fat, floppy MONSTER cock, totally soft. I’m lucky to be me.

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Maybe the sun is having an effect on me. It’s been a while s..

Maybe the sun is having an effect on me.

It’s been a while since I’ve heard you guys describe for me what you see in my videos. That’s probably the quickest way to make me horny. Just use your words so I can understand what it’s like to see my penis from your perspective.

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Oh hello

Oh hello

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Have you been missing me?I’m not gone, but I have been busy ..

Have you been missing me?

I’m not gone, but I have been busy enough that I’ve had to concentrate on other things entirely.

POV: I send you “proof”

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Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time i..

Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time i..

Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time in a while. Not only did the hyperphallic mania reach its peak last month, now my PhD project has entered a phase of frankly overwhelming data analysis and compiling. Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of lines of data, all in excel, all just numbers. It’s a lot and I’ve been very busy. I can feel myself returning to (ab)normal slowly, but I haven’t had any real chance to just let go and fully slide into the monstercock mindset. So I’m doing a little archive dump, just so you don’t forget about just how huge my penis is.

To be honest the work has been so overwhelming that I’ve been engaging in healthy everything-else-procrastination, which is mostly mindless scrolling on TikTok. The occasional algorithmic big tits will tease me but I’m in such a shutdown mode once the baby is finally asleep that I have been eating just the weirdest food - no time to cook, just pickled green tomatoes and labneh, or a bowl of cereal.

Just to give you an idea of what it’s like being a parent to a toddler in full time PhD studies in medicine.

I keep fantasizing about having my own little room to go to and fully get into the hyperphallic head space. No one to bother me, nothing else to do. Like a sensory deprivation pod but for the horny exhausted dad.

Business idea? A dad pod. Come spend 1-12h in a soundproof locked room and do what ever you want.

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I’m still alive! It’s been a busy second half of January and..

I’m still alive! It’s been a busy second half of January and beginning of February. I haven’t had my traditional Friday nights off, which is when I get into monstercock mode. My mind has been filled with mundane every day stuff, and I’m still recovering from a very nasty bug two? Weeks back. I’m so stupidly sensitive to sleep deprivation!

Im starting to get impatient now tho. I feel some pressure building that will require release soon. I can feel I’ve been easily irritated, which to me means I haven’t cum enough.

The weather hasn’t been helping either. Massive snow fall followed by torrential rain followed by hail and frost again. Why do I even live here?

There was an interview with me on tv that also brought some fun in the last few days. People from my distant past messaging me on FB that they saw me on the screen back home.

Anyways. I don’t think I posted these two clips, so I’m adding them now from my secret volt. I know at least one person who knows about this page saw the interview which is kind of hot to think about. The contrast between everyday me and then my big fat secret. Maybe old flames saw it and were reminded of my giant cock….who knows.


Sorry you have to bear these on/off cycles with me but that is the way my autism works. It always comes back, so if you really crave to see more of my fat, obese monstercock then stick around. I’m not gone, just busy with non-penis stuff. I need some time alone SOON!

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I’ve had a busy week, been trying to prioritize sleep over e..

I’ve had a busy week, been trying to prioritize sleep over everything else but it’s not been going as easily as one would have hoped. I’ll be back in full force soon hopefully! In the mean time thanks for sticking around, I wouldn’t be able to do what I do, both science and cock -related without you. So it does mean much more to me than you can probably imagine. I literally wouldn’t be able to do my PhD if I didn’t have you to help me and my huge fat cock to show off.

So enjoy :)

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