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Snacking On The Bad Guys - Who needs a justice system when I..

Added 2025-06-04 02:00:29 +0000 UTC

Snacking On The Bad Guys - Who needs a justice system when I’m around? Courtrooms are boring, handcuffs are a joke, and prisons? Please. They always end up escaping anyway. That’s why I’ve decided to take justice into my own hands—literally. I don’t arrest villains anymore… I eat them.

That’s right. I’m not just a superhero—I’m AM justice. And bad guys? They’re nothing more than snacks to me now. I hunt them down, shrink them to a perfectly pathetic size, and pop them right into my mouth. One by one. No speeches. No mercy. Just punishment you can hear gurgling in my belly.

You should see the look on their tiny faces when they realize what’s about to happen… when they see my lips part, and my tongue curl around them like they’re nothing more than a salty little treat. All that fake bravado, all those world domination plans—gone the second they’re sliding down my throat. Digesting slowly in my stomach where they belong.

You thought you were tough? You thought you could take over the world? Cute. Now you’re nothing but fuel for me. And I feel stronger with every gulp. My belly gets rounder, warmer, fuller… and your legacy? Completely erased. No one’s going to remember your name, villain. You’re just going to be part of me now.

So go ahead. Keep misbehaving. Keep trying to play the big bad. Just remember—I’m always watching. And the next time I catch you? You’ll end up right where you belong: in my belly. Snacking on the bad guys is just so much more efficient.