I'm 58 years old, and I want to fuck more than you do. That'..

I'm 58 years old, and I want to fuck more than you do. That's not a guess—I'd bet money on it. Call me a sex addict, a pervert, whatever you want. Doesn't change a thing. I love sex. I think about it all the time, and I'm not ashamed to say it.

Guys think they can take me to some expensive restaurant, buy me a meal, and maybe I'll sleep with them. Please. I can pay for my food. I don't need your overpriced steak. I'd rather skip dinner and get right to it—take your cock and fuck myself stupid until I can't think straight. After that, we can eat. Whatever's in your fridge is fine. A sandwich, some leftovers, doesn't matter. If you've got nothing, we'll run to Wawa, grab something quick, and be done with it.

I'm not there for the food when I go to a nice restaurant with a guy. I'm thinking about what we could do under the table. Sliding my hand up your thigh, taking your cock out, maybe spreading my legs so I can feel your fingers inside of me...and maybe more. Seriously, at my age, if we're just sitting there eating, what's the point? I didn't get dressed up to talk about the weather. I want to feel something, something hard and leaking, something that will flood my guts in the not-too-distant future with cum.

Dating has become a joke. Men see my age and think I'm some sweet older lady who wants flowers and slow dances. No. The only slow dance I want to do is with the head of your dick dancing in my throat. I don't care about romance. I care about getting off. My kids are grown, my bills are paid, and I don't have time for silly games. I know what I want, and I'm not shy about it. I don't have the time to be timid.

People act like women my age should be quiet, act proper, maybe knit, or some other silly crap. Screw that. I'm 58, my pussy is wetter than it's ever been. I'm not slowing down—I'm just getting started. So, guys, don't waste my time with fancy dinners. Please take me to bed, the couch, or the back of your car. I'd rather fuck first, then, if you fucked me good enough, we just might be hungry. And women my age? Stop hiding. If you want dick, go get it. Life's too short to waste available and willing hard cock. Your pussy will thank you. This has been a public service announcement. Please resume your normal activities.