Imma try to film something tmrw maaaaaybe since I'm off ๐ซฃ idk tho, we'll see โ๏ธ
I hate how brainrot my mind goes when I boot up Stardew... I turn it on and the next thing I know four hours have passed-
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I have sm shit in my gallery rn and navigating through it all, trying to determine what I have or have not posted yet, is AsSss ๐ฉ๐๐
I'm God's eepiest soldier at the moment; My life is fried, content is fried, everyting is fwied~ eeeeee
Anywho,,,, ba ba booey โ๏ธ๐ซก๐ we're chilling tho ๐โโ๏ธ๐ maybe ๐
2025-05-21 08:11:27 +0000 UTC
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I wanna post more but life has been hectic lately โ๏ธ๐
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I'm tired of being a macho girl and would like unenlist from the one man army I've been sustaining ๐๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ
2025-05-20 15:06:41 +0000 UTC
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Some shower pics for ya โ๏ธ๐๐ Do any of you like Stardew Valley? I've been wanting to start a new farm but I have minimal motivation :/
If you do play, who's your favorite NPC? ๐ค
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In unrelated news, what if you were taking a break from gooning but then someone spoke to you and described blowing out your back as a "kind act of violence" ...
๐๐ฅด๐ฆ I swear I don't want to engage in such debauchery- it ain't my fault ๐ฉ๐
Anyways, I can't wait to sleeplessly toss & turn for the next eight hours ๐ I'm fried ๐ฃ๐
2025-05-19 09:31:44 +0000 UTC
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I just wanna lay my head on someone ...and feel his heartbeat quicken beneath the rise and fall of his chest, as I slowly inch my hand towards his cock with each passing rub ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ but the universe said nOoOu :/
Anywayysss- Happy Sunday dudesss! <3
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I accidentally stayed up all night and now my head hurts ๐ I'm fried.
Yo,,, I rewatched the first Captain America though?? Dude- I need another one set in the 40s ๐ฅน๐ญ๐ (also Peggy's will is much stronger than mine; I'd let Howard hit it if my boo died ๐คทโโ๏ธ actually- I'd ring up my boy the second that other thot started smooching my man... roll credits, dude's clappin itโ๏ธโจ๏ธ)
2025-05-18 11:19:55 +0000 UTC
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Too cringe to post publicly, too much effort to simply delete-
You may have this mid-tier blooper reel of me riding a BBC dildo (doggystyle POV), while ripping ass, for 3 dolla ...Take it or leave it ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Again, I'm not a fan of dis one personally... so maybe don't get it if you know a 3 dollar purchase will bankrupt you?? ๐ฌ (it's not worf it bro)
But uhhhh yeah- it's exactly as advertised ๐ ;P
2025-05-17 03:42:16 +0000 UTC
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I lost this shirt for like three months and thought it was gone forever,,, which would absolutely suck because I love it ๐ซถ but then it reappeared ๐ค pretty dope ;P
Anywayyyyyyssss,,, I hope this clip makes someone's day a tad more epic ๐๐๐จ enjoyyy~ <3
2025-05-17 03:12:32 +0000 UTC
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Some more jeans clips from the other day... ๐๐๐
If only the wall could have been replaced with someone's face <3 ๐
2025-05-16 20:24:26 +0000 UTC
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Enjoy a Friday freebie because I accidentally filmed this with the camera wayyyy too close, lol :")
...And because I just don't really like the quality of this vid?? โ๏ธ๐
I'm not a fan of squeakers,,, but alas ๐ฎโ๐จ I tried :P
Hope you all have an epic weekend ๐ค๐๐ฅ
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Are you a bass boy or squeak simp?
...Or the cursed third alternative... a wet willy ๐ฆ๐คข๐จ
(Sorry for being weird ๐ฅฒ bass boys stay on top tho ๐๐ฏ>>>>)
Imma start mentally categorizing all of you guys now ๐โโ๏ธ๐ซถ
2025-05-16 20:11:35 +0000 UTC
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I haven't mastered Loonette's clock stretch (...yet)
2025-05-16 05:57:17 +0000 UTC
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A quick clip for y'all before I vanish into the doom dimension (my place of employment) โ๏ธ๐
I hope you all have a swaggatronic Thursday ๐
...I have more stuff to post but I've been slackinnn lately :P bleh
2025-05-15 19:58:04 +0000 UTC
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I'm probably going to start posting more short clips on here, too ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Reddit has felt kinda dead lately (for me at least)
2025-05-15 02:35:51 +0000 UTC
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Enjoy the quiet asmr shower sounds since y'all don't like when I put BANGERS on in the background ๐๐
โจ๏ธ ...anyways~ ๐๐ซถ
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All of my comment section yappers have vanished into thin air, and now posting doesn't feel so swag :(
I will still remain God's sluttiest soldier, and carry on with my hoe-ish endeavors regardless tho ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ซก
2025-05-15 02:02:54 +0000 UTC
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Sorry, I think you might be able to hear my co-star's nails scratching against the floorboards in background of this clip? He's new to the industry and don't know any bettah ๐คทโโ๏ธ
2025-05-14 02:01:25 +0000 UTC
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You can hear me if and when you're in me~ ๐๐ซถ
Sorry, dorks :P
2025-05-14 01:17:49 +0000 UTC
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Nah I didn't hear anything โ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
...you're just imagining things bro... ๐ซฃ๐คซ๐จ
2025-05-14 01:09:56 +0000 UTC
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Doggy style POV with intermittent farting?? ๐๐๐ Nothing too crazy but I hope it brings joy to some gooner out there ๐๐
(I usually get a lot of requests for penetration vids that also include tooting soooooo?? ta dah โจ๏ธ๐ I tried ๐)
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It's vaginal penetration not anal btw!! Because yeah,,, it may be difficult to rip ass with something in my ass?
Alsoooo,,, it's just one long 4 minute video opposed to a compilation of highlights ๐ hope this info helps eeeee~ ๐ค๐ฌ๐
2025-05-14 01:01:23 +0000 UTC
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I'm not dead, but I did read a sad book that left me mentally fried... โ๏ธ๐
Anywho- enjoy this rando tease clip, whomp whomp :/
2025-05-14 00:26:45 +0000 UTC
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New fart compilation duuuuudes~ ๐โจ๏ธ
No nudity, except 1 second where you can low-key see my butthole, lol ๐ซฃ Just some bedtime toots in my sweater and thong <3 ๐๐
...they were kinda bass-y last night... ๐๐
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Hope whoever purchases enjoys!! ๐๐ซถ๐
2025-05-10 20:43:20 +0000 UTC
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This is the "I Was Very Eepy; Buy at Your Own Risk" PPV (a very fitting title, imo) ...I'll post a normal toot compilation later ๐ Quality of that will be a widdle more consistent
Warnings: SHORT LENGTH, KINDA BELOW MID QUALITY, BUSHED UP ๐๐ณ๐ฝ๐ฆ
Includes...
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Anyways, I'm mostly just selling it because I'm not proud enough to publicly post it,,, but also don't want it to go to waste (counterintuitive, yes ๐).
Consider this a blooper reel or test footage lmao. If you don't like it- well, you were warned ๐คทโโ๏ธ I won't ever mislead y'all- trust me ๐ (it's cheap for a reason)
...I think some dirty little icky weirdo may like it ๐ Hopefully you know who you are, lol <3๐ค๐ฃ
If you do end up being a test dummy, maybe leave a comment to help other people determine if it's worth it or not (completely flame me if you gotta, we're chill like that ๐ค)
2025-05-10 14:32:26 +0000 UTC
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A toot compilation in dis fit shall be posted tomorrow (*today) ...hopefully ๐ซก
Good morning/night everyone <3 ๐๐ด
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Imma also post a reaaaaaally short n trash compilation involving segsy time stuff, too ๐๐ Choose your poison wisely if you're on a budget, oop- (๐ฃโผ๏ธthe prior is probably more โจ๏ธworfโจ๏ธ in my opinion ๐
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2025-05-10 07:50:26 +0000 UTC
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If you dm'ed me calling me "mommy" at any point in time, you owe me a mother's day present btw (just fetch some crayons from ihop and write me a letter, I ain't picky)
2025-05-09 06:21:54 +0000 UTC
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More bhotos!! (Sorry I have no content atm :/ Whomp whomp moment fr)
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In other news,,, a cheap magenta colored '85 stingray with wood interior trim is calling to me like the green goblin mask, but it's not worf (especially rn). Very sad :")
2025-05-09 05:50:30 +0000 UTC
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Random picssss โ๏ธ๐ (...my job is holding me hostage the entirety of mother's day weekend; Pray for me ๐๐)
Might post more stuff tonight if I find anything of worth in my galleryยฟ idk dude ๐คทโโ๏ธ
2025-05-09 05:39:42 +0000 UTC
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Hope you all have a dope Wednesday!!! (I will likely not be getting humped or doing any humping, despite the occasion โ๏ธ๐)
2025-05-07 17:40:43 +0000 UTC
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...was gonna put "No Vaseline" on in the background, but ultimately decided against it ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ (it is a pretty fire track tho)
Anyways, enjoy the freebie because I'm still in my trial-&-error era of anal~ ๐๐ค๐ฉโจ๏ธ
2025-05-07 04:34:19 +0000 UTC
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Just farts in my pokรฉmon boxers, nothing nsfw โ๏ธ๐
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I should probably make tags for all my posts, especially ppv but eeeee- I'm too lazy for that :/ ...I need an elite gooner to review and categorize the footage for me, lmao ๐
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2025-05-06 02:36:46 +0000 UTC
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Imagine if I was with you and I just kept... at... it... like this..? ๐๐จ
2025-05-06 01:54:50 +0000 UTC
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Gonna try to post a short compilation later ๐ค
Sorry for being somewhat inactive; Life has been life-ing + I'm very drained in the yapping department (< which is insane because I'm normally an ELITE yapper)
...Anywayssssss,,, this one was kinda long wasn't itยฟ kekeke~
2025-05-06 01:14:51 +0000 UTC
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I wonder how gynos react when women come in g*ping or pr*lapsed...
Like,,, how do you nonchalantly ignore the attention-commanding anal void like it ain't no thang?? Props I guess, idek dude ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anyways, I haven't reach that point yet so we're chill ๐
...probably never will; the women with those redbull cans scare me, lmao-
2025-05-05 21:49:30 +0000 UTC
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" DJ KHALEDDDD-
โจ๏ธAnothA ONEโจ๏ธ โ๏ธ"
2025-05-05 21:14:58 +0000 UTC
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